problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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