no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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