yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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