their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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