I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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