Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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