you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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