your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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