I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
tell me about the eggs
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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