does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
