My nipple is on Facebook.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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