Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
