these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
