Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Operation Purity has been aborted
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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