the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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