that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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