I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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