How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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