no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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