he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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