no you cant smoke seaweed
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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