he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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