I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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