I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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