Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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