So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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