The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
God I need to hump something, right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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