So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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