I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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