Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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