yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Of course I have a pirate flag
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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