my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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