Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
