is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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