It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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