so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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