he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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