Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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