Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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