"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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