we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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