I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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