the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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