how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
