I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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