I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
