there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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