Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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