Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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