yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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