we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
where am i from again
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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