I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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