Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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